.: I am Irfan :.

Dear babies,

There will come a time in your young life when you will be faced with the following challenging situation:

• you are rolling around on your Mama's bed
• when the sight of a fallen hair on the floor catches your eye
• and you are overcome by the uncontrollable urge to make a dash for it, grab it and put it in your mouth

An industry survey have found that a situation as described above is the root cause for 63.8% of all workplace injuries.
An analysis of the survey results reveal a most simple reasoning:

Inexperienced babies do not know how to dismount safely from a 60cm (or higher) platform

Now, I don't know about you, but I personally feel that the possibility of getting injured is an unacceptable reason for getting in the way of a fallen hair!

I have thus done a video tutorial designed to teach babies how they can have their cake (or hair/rubber band/dirt/etc) and eat it too. And in a safe way, too. Enjoy:





Here's a step-by-step guide:
1. Position yourself approximately 45cm away from the edge of the platform from which you will be dismounting
2. Face the opposite direction of the aforementioned edge
3. Lie down flat on your stomach
4. Pretend you're Spiderman
5. Pretend you're Spiderman scaling down a building and move backwards towards the edge
6. Slowly go over the edge until you can feel both your feet planted firmly on the ground
7. Smile :)